Piss in my Ear

No really…

I managed to drop my cell phone down the toilet this afternoon.  It was in my trouser pocket and as I pulled up my pants after having a wee, the cell fell out my pocket and yes… into the toilet which I hadn’t flushed yet.

I told you I was a clutz!

As I stared in horror my phone started ringing, yes from under the wee in the toilet bowl.  My instincts kicked in, I reached into the toilet, picked up the cell phone and put it to my ear before I realised what I was doing!!!  EEEWWWWW!

Thought you might enjoy a laugh!

Book club tomorrow – I can’t wait!

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About MommyAtLast

Finally a Mommy to our Medical Miracle IVF Boy / Girl Twins who were born in November 2011. We overcame azoospermia using hormone therapy for my hubby to conceive our precious Hope Babes on our 4th IVF.
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8 Responses to Piss in my Ear

  1. I wasn’t going to comment on the smell when I kissed you hello this evening…..

  2. KK says:

    Smooth move! 🙂

  3. Lesley says:

    Bwah ha ha! C u later alligator…

  4. teejay says:

    Oh man that’s terrible…but funny nonetheless. I hope it was an important call…

  5. 1trueluv says:

    That’s pretty funny. I have actually done that same thing before. Does your phone still work???

  6. mommyinwaiting says:

    No the phone is dead and Hopelessly is as we speak organising me a shiny new Blackberry – It was an evil plan of mine all along to get a new phone!

    As for the call – I really didn’t want to speak tot he person, which is just as well ’cause I hung up on him when the realisation hit of what I had done!

  7. ideasesee says:

    I really enjoyed reading this article, keep up writing such interesting stuff!

  8. Bird says:

    lol…I loved this. It made me laugh and laugh!

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